Hey wassup wit jew? Yew heard boud dis Joisey Boyz yet? Lemme tell ya boud dit. Dits da stawray a dese boyz, dese Faw Seasons dewsh-bags, frm down Joisey way. Dats not New Yawk, yew know. Dis aint da siddy, yew godda teyk da Turnpike fo dat! Dis ids Joisey, an don’ jew go fah-geddin boud dit. An nowawn cawls id New Joisey eivver. Ids New Jur-zee, jew got thayt? Less yew wanna be a wize guy, dew yah? Huh? Dew yah? Diddin tink so. Wadever.


So ovah deir in Joisey we got cawfee, we got hoagies, an we got mewzic. Sweed mewzic. And doze Faw Seasons fellas, dey got a stawrey, tew. Da stawrey boud how dey came to bey wunna da greadist bands in da histry a mewzic. Dem boyz got talent! Each boy gotta tale a hiz own, an each wunna thm getsta tell hiz soide a da stawrey. Thay stard awf wid nutthin, dey make a liddle dough, git tha goils, tha cahs, summa thm get mairried, raise a dawter or tew. All tha toime dey make a liddle more dough, an dese tings happen in deir lives dat dey want jew ta know boud; sum gewd, sum bayadah, sum rawl bayadah. Bud id awl makes a gewd stawrey, don’ jew know?


An ids not all tawk, tawk, tawk, tho, lemme tell yew. Dey got all yaw fayvrit sawngs, an dey play em like dey are da sowndtrack ter deir lives. Da set desoign will make yew tink yew bin transpoited back tew da sixties, wid dose ol’ teevee camarahs and recoiding stewdios, and oil kindsa pepoil runnin’ roun’. Da caw-re-awgraphee is bewdiful, jes loik de dancin and da cawstewms.Yew don’ loik id den ged da hell oudda ear! Ids da Joisey Boyz an ids wunna da best dam shows yew evva goin see. Yew godda problem wid dat?

Go see da Joisey Boyz (oh wudda nite).

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